Since faris is putting in jokes..i guess there's room for 1 more joker..
A boy approaches his father one day and asks "can I get $500?" The father says, "does your d ick reach your a sshole?" The boy says "no" and the father says, "well come back when it does".
5 years later the boy goes to his father again and asks, "can I get that $500 now?", and the father asks again, "does your d ick reach your a sshole?" The boy says "Yup!" and the father says "good, start f uckin yourself, cuz you aint gettin any money from me!!"












kinda lame rite?~~~hafiz~~~ btw tag at my blog www.x-mhbt-x.blogspot.com
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